Day 7 Bitch in the Vineyard with the Thieves

The other day I was playing as Kef, a human warrior, who starts off his journey in the northerly parts of Elwynn Forest, helping out the denizens of the Abbey. That's just what I did by lending a hand to whatever task the NPC's were programmed to give me.

I picked up a quest from this chick who had a vineyard nearby. Woefully the place had been overtaken by a gang of beastly thugs who spent their hours munching on her virgin fruit. Thus I grabbed my sword and headed into her ravaged garden to weed out the villians, but mostly to get some of the burgeoning fruit, 10 to be precise. I made short work of the Briggands of the Defias Brotherhood, thumping them on the skull with my hammer until this larcenous prig paladin came and started stealing grapes from me after I did all the work of dispatching the treachours fiends only to be undone by a compatriote. You see if a player is on your side, Alliance in my case, it's not possible to physically harm them, although I wished to crack her skull like all these foul rogues that lay about me. All I could do was try to keep away from her. A difficult task indeed since she followed me about. Thankfully I did manage to lose, I suppose she got bogged down by the grasping fingers of the desparados she revered. At least there is some justice in that.

Afterward I returned from the garden, fruit bursting from my bags, and was directed by the lady to give the fruit to the old drunkenm monk in the attic of the abbey to be made into wine. Oh what glad errands I should run for the sake of these suffeering people who are beset by evil on all sides.